Founded 1997Wednesday, March 12, 2008Evening Edition  
 
BRAVE NEW SCHOOLS
Intentional flatulence
gets banned on campus

'It's a natural occurrence and
we all do it 16 times a day'

--Knox County Times, Maine

 



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GOOD NEWS!
Waiter's flawless service leads to full scholarship
'I knew this was a once-in-a-lifetime chance for me'
--Boston Globe


PHOTONETDAILY
Baby hurled to safety from blaze
Tossed into arms of fireman after suspected arson engulfs family
--London Times



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THE STAR TREATMENT
Clooney told to 'shut up' at U.N. meeting
'There are groups that don't feel that I necessarily class up the joint'
--Axcess News



ELECTION 2008
Bill Clinton discounting Huckabee
'There are 4 people left running for president, 2 Democrats and 2 Republicans'
--MSNBC


Hillary's '35 years of change' omits most of her career
'I suppose if you say it enough, maybe you can get people to believe it'
--McClatchy Newspapers


Clinton to unite Republicans?
'We're tired of the Hillary thing. We'd had enough of Bill and Hillary'
--Reuters


Murdoch bucks N.Y. Post, donates to Hillary
Pours maximum $2,300 into her campaign, but zilch for Obama
--New York Daily News


Chelsea stumps hard for Hillary
'You're not voting for the Clintons. You're voting for my mother'
--MTV News


Bloomberg in no rush to decide on run
'This can play out over the next 2 to 3 months'
--Associated Press


Arizona gov.: McCain's border fix won't work
Senator tagged by some conservatives as 'the amnesty guy'
--ABC News



TESTING THE FAITH
Pope yanks 'anti-Semitic' text from prayer
Benedict to excise references to 'blindness.' 'darkness' of Jews
--London Telegraph



LIFE WITH BIG BROTHER
FBI wants palm prints, eye scans, tattoo mapping
Bureau expected to announce $1 billion, 10-year contract to help create database
--CNN



HOMELAND INSECURITY
Statue of Liberty in danger
Report faults inadequate protection at U.S. monuments
--Associated Press



U.S. music awash in booze, drugs
'It's not going to be feasible or even desirable to censor these messages'
--Reuters



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YOUR GOVERNMENT AT WORK
DOT worker falsified bridge inspections
Tenure may circumvent attempts to di